The Cool Place of Hyper Finno-Ugria is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.932 billion Huns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hódmezővásárhely. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyper Finno-Ugrian economy, worth 189 trillion pengős a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,272 pengős, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and Hyper Finno-Ugrian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyper Finno-Ugria's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyper Finno-Ugria is ranked 7,949^th in the world and 224^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 124.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.